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We really believe that Brick does love lamp.

Brick Tamland for President

I love carpet. I love desk. I Love Lamp. I Love Lamp.

-Brick Tamland

Steve Carell, Anchorman (2004)
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About Brick

Enjoys a nice pair of slacks, and is rarely late.

Has an I.Q. of 48 and is what some people call: "Mentally Retarded".

Can ressurect from the dead

Likes balloons

Wanted for Murder

#thatescalatedquickly

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Leather-Bound Books

We believe Anchorman to be the greatest Comedy movie ever made. Below is a small dedication.

  • Brian Fantana

    People call me the Bry man-

    I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

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    "The Arsenist had Oddly shaped feet.

    "Today, the Human Torch was denied a Bank Loan

    "The Garden Gnome had a normal sized Penis.

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  • Whammy!

    Champ is Ron's co worker and friend, he is the KVWN sports news reporter and it seems that he has hidden feelings for Ron and has a fascination with barbecue sauce.

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    The Epic News Team Fights

    This is a recurring scene in both Anchorman and Anchorman 2. Anchorman 2's news team battle consists of several big name cameos, including Kanye West, Will Smith, Jim Carey, Sacha Baron Cohen, Marion Cotillard, Michael Neeson, and Luke Wilson. These battles are by far our favorite scenes from both movies.

    Original Anchorman 1 News Team Fight Scene

    Anchorman 2 News Teams Fight Scene

    Afternoon Delight!

    The Guys gather around to sing Love Songs. This part is weird. So why are we posting about it then?? We don't know. Thanks for reading, though.

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    Ron Burgundy Funko Pop Bobblehead Doll

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    I'm Blind

    Ron Burgundy's ridiculous perception of being blind is absolutely hilarious. In Anchorman 2's I'm Blind scene, we couldn't stop laughing. Just yesterday I tried to eat an Ashtray. I thought it was a stack of Pancakes. Hahahaha!

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    Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh.

    Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady.

    Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me.

    Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people.

    News Station Employee: [disgusted] What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.

    News Station Employee: [horrified] Smells like Bigfoot's dick!

    Brian Fantana: [tries to act casual and walk away] Whoa, what's that smell?

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    Sex Panther Cologne

    Smell like bigfoot's...you know, with the best cologne in San Diego! The box even growls when you open it! Brian Fantana approved, and yes, you can really buy it!

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    Our savior

    Besides putting mayonaise in toasters, Brick Tamland has other hobbies. He also likes to ride bears. Maybe not on purpose, be somehow he ends on them.

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    Veronica Corningstone

    Veronica evades all of the News Team's pick-up tactics. She can barely resist the Bry-Man's sex panther cologne, and hesitates to go to the pants party.

    I don't know how to put this, but uh...I'm kind of a Big Deal.

    Veronica Corningstone has absolutely no idea what she's up against. Ron Burgundy is the manliest man and his apartment smells of rich mahogany and leather bound books.

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    CannonBall!

    Custom Ron Burgundy Pop Art Poster

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    Ron Burgundy is a wise man.

    He's six years old, he's a man! Walter, listen to me. Life isn't a fairy tale. It's not just a bunch of jumping rope and grabbing ass. Bahahaha

    Milk was a bad choice.

    Heyheyyy lady in the red hat..Alright. My sweet Brick..come hug me, I know you want to.

    8-bit Anchorman

    This is absolutely fantastic. 8-bit Cinema "gamifies" your favorite Hollywood Blockbusters into 80's arcade and NES inspired action! Today they present Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy in the form of an 8 bit video game!

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    Stay Classy, and thanks for Stopping By.

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    Anchorman Bundle available on Bluray!

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    We love lamp. More than you could ever fathom in your lampless life.

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